Many of you will not be aware that Donn recently shaved off his beard. Unfortunately he was too lazy or just neglectful, heaven forbid we imagine he did it on purpose, and the upper lip was passed over entirely. The wiry remainder has been there for almost a week, maybe more.
Although I always strive to achieve a divine tolerance for others, this act cannot pass without comment. In this modern and enlightened age the moustache is regarded as an sign of barbarism, unless you are a volunteer fireman. The retrograde facial decoration is wholly unnecessary and of course unfashionable.
I feel I speak for many when I ask that we have to old Donn back. The smooth cheeks and naked upper-lip we remember with fondness. In particular I speak out in compassion for Jennifer
http://jennyjean.homeip.net/ who is surely the most sorely afflicted by that ticklish bushel.
